June 29th, 2005
Categories: Politics

George W. Bush’s speech in condensed form: “September 11 happened, so I had to invade the country that had nothing to do with it and posed no threat to the United States.”

Meanwhile, Osama bin Laden and Ayman al Zawahiri, the masterminds of the attacks, are still alive and kicking. Also, I’ve heard something about Iran and North Korea working on nuclear weapons. Let’s hope they don’t make any progress in the next handful of years!

One Response to “Bush, Condensed”

  1. Bush, Condensed

    It could be much worse:…

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