Onion Prescience Example #542
September 14th, 2005
Categories: Misc.
The Onion — February 18, 2004: Fuck Everything, We’re Doing Five Blades
ABC News — September 14, 2005: Gillette Announces Five-Blade Razor
The Onion — February 18, 2004: Fuck Everything, We’re Doing Five Blades
ABC News — September 14, 2005: Gillette Announces Five-Blade Razor
That is nuts. Who the hell needs 5 blades!?? It’s getting out of hand.
Look at it this way: you can shave your entire face in four strokes! :-)